terroristische Paranoia

“Achtung! Unsere Paranoia sagt uns, dass andere das versuchen könnten, was für uns selbstverständlich ist!”

Ich habe nie behauptet, die Weltterroristen hätten keinen Sinn für Humor. Sowas lasse ich mir nicht nachsagen.

Aber lustig fände ich es mal, wenn unsere Regierung einen ähnlichen Sinn für Humor zeigen würde.

Deutsche! Benutzt kein Telefon!

Deutsche! Benutzt kein Handy!

Deutsche! Benutzt das Internet nicht!

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