Julia Sweeney berichtet im Guardian über die Aufklärung ihrer bereits Neunjährigen(!) Tochter Mulan. Dass das ganze im Desaster endet (für die Mutter), ist klar. Denn Kinder sind in dem Alter ja nicht blöd. Und so kommt es dann dazu, dass die beiden innerhalb von 2 Stunden von befruchteten Froscheiern zu Homosexuellen beim Sex kommen.
Mulan had put down her fork. Her face was twisted in disgust. „That’s where humans make a baby, where you go to the bathroom? Mum!!“ Her voice was rising.
„Yes,“ I said, looking around conspiratorially. „I know,“ I sighed. „It is weird. That part can take some getting used to.“
„Gross.“ Mulan mumbled.
„Yeah, I know. As they say, it’s like having a waste treatment plant right next to an amusement park. Terrible town planning.“
Ein Hochgenuss! 😀
Aber das ist erst der Anfang:
„But Mum,“ Mulan asked with tractor-beam focus, „how can this ever happen? I mean, men and women, they can never be naked together.“
„Well,“ I explained, „when people are older – much, much older than a kid – when they are older and they both decide they want to, in very certain circumstances, like if they’re in love with each other, well, then, they can be naked together.“
„But how do they know when?“ Mulan asked. „Does the man say, ‚Is now the time to take off my pants?'“
We held each other’s gaze for a moment.
„Yes,“ I said. „That’s exactly what they say.“
Noch Fragen?! 😀
Und – kaum zu glauben – es wird NOCH BESSER.
Daher einfach lesen: But what do they do with their legs?
